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Portrait of Ch4zm of Hellmouth

Ch4zm of Hellmouth

  • Data Witch for the Hellmouth Sunbeams
  • Founding member, Fellowship of the Mysteries of Light (FML)
  • Blaseball Physics instructor at the Hellmouth Community College

Reach Ch4zm by channeling Emmett Internet (R.I.V.) or via any other method listed here:

Season 11 Black Hole Sun Awards

The Hellmouth Community College Sabermetrics Department has crunched the numbers, and we are here with an analysis of (a) what the heck happened in Season 11, and (b) 9 awards for different teams throughout the Internet Blaseball League.

Black Hole Sun Awards

Teaching at the Hellmouth Community College

Teaching schedule for Fall 2020: Teaching

Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Ads

See the gallery of Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Ads that Ch4zm has created.

Other Hellmouth Ads

See the gallery of Other Hellmouth Ads that Ch4zm has created.

Tillman at the Plate

"Tillman at the Plate" is a blaseball poem in the spirit of "Casey at the Bat", except it's about that no-good loser Tillman Henderson.

Blaseball Tools

These are a few blaseball clomputational tools published by Ch4zm of Hellmouth, useful for exploring blaseball games and teams:

  • blaseball-core-game-data - a simple Python library that wraps a JSON object containing data about blaseball games

  • interesting-blaseball-games - a command-line tool for finding interesting blaseball games (shutouts, blowouts, shame games, and underdog wins)

  • blaseball-streak-finder - a command-line tool for finding blaseball winning and losing streaks

  • blaseball-game-finder - a command-line tool for finding blaseball game IDs matching certain conditions

  • blaseball-game-summary - a command-line tool for summarizing blaseball games by ID, including box score, line score, pitching summary, batting summary, baserunning summary, and weather events; provides output in raw JSON, plain text, rich text, or Markdown.

Notable Blaseball Games

Famous Games Incinerations

Blaseball Streaks

Winning Streaks Losing Streaks

Interesting Games

Shutouts Blowouts


Underdog Wins Shame Runs


Maxed Out Defensive